In The Beginning there was text, loads of it man
Here are some words you can look at. That was them, they're back now in the past but you can travel back any time you want by moving your eyes. GPT4 does not believe me about the GoBack2000, to be fair it's correct. No machine was invented the second its training stopped to let you travel back to the year 2000 *only*, no further and no shorter..
It was mostly crap anyway but you could buy a load of bitcoin I suppose. But would you go back and be the age you are now? That'd be awful, you might come back another 23 years older which would be even worse. I think I've talked myself out of building this machine now, it probably would have worked though.
Look at that badboy. I'm not keeping it because if it gets switched on I lose more time than if I switch on the 100% authentic sh101. Once I have all the machines in one room, connected with midi 1, I may never come out. No midi 2.0 though, why would I want my machines talking to each other? What are they saying? Are they talking about me? I just want them to obey my commands and make knock-off Prodigy "covers". I still haven't got a copyright strike for any of my knock-offs which is disappointing. I have a good feeling about this Out of Space knock-off though, if I can just get those strings absolutely perfect then it'll effectively be done. I had planned to record it with Indy but sadly that's not possible anymore, he wasn't interested in the time we recorded Funky Shit anyway. We worked hard on that knock-off though so to not bestow it upon The Internet would be wrong. That bloody off-beat though..
Here is a live rendition of Funky Shit, complete with me retuning the 101 when the "bleeper" stopped working. I don't know why I hadn't noticed that it's just a sample of a guitar from some funk record. Actually I wonder if there's different versions where he did it with a Bleeper and the album version uses the guitar. It was long before Fat of the Land and it's a fiddly sound to get right that I can't see him bothering with all that. Plus the name of the song and where the beat is sampled from, I've not found it yet but the second I hear it I *know* I'll recognise it. I also didn't realise my "bwwwoop" pitch-up and "bweeeoop" pitch-down channels weren't outputting anything at the time and some of the samples like the record-scratch I just did what I thought sounded right. I don't think the snare is quite right either, the drums are a bit of a mess especially in the long breakdown that in my version turned into a very, very long breakdown. That's me talking and if you listen you can hear Indy talking too sometimes.
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